What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:02

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
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Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.